Hey, Im Vallin. Welcome to my blog :)
You just become my best friend :D

heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

Source: heliolisk via scissor

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Source: bisexualpiratequeen via bastille
Source: beyobsessed via asian

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

Source: greetings via trust

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

Source: vocaroo via urgently
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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

Source: gnarly via measurable

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

Source: heteroh via bastille

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life